BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
His hands were made for my vagina.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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