Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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