At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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