Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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