escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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