hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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