We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
That accounts for only three of the penises
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
