Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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