She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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