all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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