it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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