Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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