Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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