I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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