My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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