at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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