Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
