...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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