Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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