do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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