im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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