belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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