I just saw a hot homeless man
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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