just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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