well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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