whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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