Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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