your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Randomize
