so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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