I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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