Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
how drunk are you?
Several
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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