try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
