did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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