Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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