Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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