hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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