I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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