I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
