Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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