Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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