I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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