I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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