Got a toothbrush?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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