she was so not down for the gang bang
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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