Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Congratulations! We have a period
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