You work out of a Hotel?
Your dad touched me again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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