Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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