Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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