thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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