ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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