guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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