Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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