Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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