My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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