As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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