And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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